Tells him, hey man! I opened my own business.
Its a brothel. You should come by! Were having
specials now as the business is newly opened!
Oh yeah? What prices do you offer?
Well, we’re having a special on Anal, thats $100,
BJs are also on sale, for only $20.
Wow, those prices are sweet. But what if I’m like
in the mood for, you know, ordinary old fashioned?
Nah sorry man, no can do. Im currently the only employee.