A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely.
He thought, “I’ll call one of those girls you see
advertised in phone booths when you’re calling for a cab.”
He popped into a phone booth near
the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself
Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel.
When back in the room he figures, “What the heck, I’ll give her a call.”
“Hello,” the woman says.
She sounded s***..
“Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I’d like you to
come to my room and give me one. No, wait,
I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone
and what I really want is s**. I want it hard, I want it hot,
and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, leather, whips,
everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks… We’ll go
hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?”
She says, “That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.”
