A man is at work one day 

A man is at work one day when he notices that his

co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his

co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and

is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.”

The man walks up to him and says, “I didn’t

know you were into earrings.”
“Don’t make such a big deal out of this, it’s only

an earring,” he replies sheepishly. His friend falls

silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods

him to say, “So, how long have you been wearing one?”

“Ever since my wife found it in my truck…”