A man is at work one day when he notices that his
co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his
co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and
is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.”
The man walks up to him and says, “I didn’t
know you were into earrings.”
“Don’t make such a big deal out of this, it’s only
an earring,” he replies sheepishly. His friend falls
silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods
him to say, “So, how long have you been wearing one?”
“Ever since my wife found it in my truck…”