A man tattoos his girlfriend’s name on his penis.
A man is dating a woman named Wendy,
and as a “romantic” gesture, he gets her name
tattooed on his penis, but when he’s flaccid,
only the first W and final Y are visible.
One day, while he and his girlfriend
are on holiday in Jamaica, he is standing at a urinal,
when a black Jamaican man walks up next to him.
The man glances down and sees a W and
a Y tattooed on the black man’s penis.
So the man says to him, “Your girlfriend’s
name must be Wendy, too. I see we have the same tattoo.”
The response comes, “No, I’m a tour guide.
Mine says, ‘Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day.'”
