A son went to a restaurant

A son went to a restaurant with his dad who was in

his 70s. After a while, a girl with a rainbow colorful

hair came in. The dad kept staring at the girl.


The girl got mad and said, “Hey old man, didn’t you

do anything crazy when you were young?”


The dad replied, “I did, like f*cking a parrot and

I was wondering if you were my daughter.”