They sit down and start drinking. Soon after,
a woman comes into the bar. She’s drunk and obnoxious
. As she staggers by the lions, she carelessly
bumps into the first one and spills his drink.
Annoyed, the lion frowns and orders another drink.
The two lions continue drinking and the woman staggers
by again yelling, and again bumps into the first lion and
spills his drink. The lion growls at her, and orders
another drink. The two lions continue drinking and
the woman staggers by a third time again yelling and
cursing, and again bumps into the first lion and spills his drink.
Enraged, the lion roars and attacks the woman. In a couple
of bites, he’s eaten the woman entirely.
He then orders another drink and they continue drinking.
Shortly thereafter, the first lion looks at the second
lion and complains, “man, I don’t feel good, I’m
getting really sleepy. I think someone may
have roofied my drink.”
The second lion looks at his buddy and says,
“maybe it was that bar bitch you ate.”
