A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the
doctor comes in and he says, “I have to tell you
something about your baby.”
The woman sits up in bed and says, “What’s wrong
with my baby doctor? What’s wrong?”
The doctor says, “Well, now, nothing’s wrong,
exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your
baby is a hermaphrodite.”
The woman is confused. “A hermaphrodite….. what’s that?”
The doctor replies, “Well, it means your baby
has the…….er……features….of a male and a female.”
The woman turns pale. She says, “Oh MY GOD!
you mean it has a penis….. AND a brain.
