A young inexperience couple 

A young inexperience couple on their

wedding night NSFW


They have never been intimate and they begin

to undress and see each other naked for the

first time. The husband takes off his socks and

his toes are contorted and bizarre looking. “Whoa!”

she says, “what’s up with your toes???”


 “I had a childhood disease that left them

like this,” he replies, “Tolio”


 “Don’t you mean Polio?”


 “Polio? no, Tolio, hence my toes”


 “Oh, ok” she relents, and they continue to undress.

When he takes off his pants, his knees are contorted

and bizarre as well. “Whoa!” she exclaims,

“what’s up with your knees?”


 “I had a childhood disease that left them like this,

” he replies, “The Kneesels.”


 “Don’t you mean the Measels?” she asks.


 “No,” he says, “The Kneesels, hence my knees.”


 “Oh, ok” she relents. He begins to take down

his underwear and his wife says, “Wait wait

wait….don’t tell me….it was Small Cox!”