A Chinese man came home after a late night of drinking,
and crawls in bed next to his sleeping wife.
After lying awake for a few minutes, he wakes up his
wife and says “Hey honey, wanna do a sixty-nine?”
“Well, you’ve got a lot of nerve! First you come home late,
you’re drunk, and now you expect me to go to the kitchin
and fix you Mongolian beef with snow-peas!”
