An 80 year old man finds a talking frog

An 80 year old man finds a talking frog

An 80 year old man is out by a pond one day when a frog jumps onto a lily pad

nearby.

“Excuse me sir,” says the frog, “I know I may appear to be just a frog, but I’m actually a

beautiful princess. A witch has placed a curse on me to keep me in this form. The only

thing that can break this curse is a kiss. Sir, if you kiss me and break this curse, I’ll turn

back into a beautiful princess and I’ll make love to you all day and night. So what do

you say?”

The 80 year old man thinks for moment then picks up the frog and puts it in his

pocket and continues on his walk.

“Didn’t you hear me?”, says the frog, “I said if you kiss me I’ll turn back into a beautiful

princess and make love to you all day and night.”

“Eh”, says the man, “I’m 80 years old. At this point I think I’d rather have a talking frog.”