An elderly woman was detained when entering a parking space.
When a young man in his new red Mercedes drove around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.
The old lady was so upset that she approached the man and said:
“I was going to park there!”
The man was a very smart Alec and he said:
“That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”
“Well, this really bothered the lady, even more so,
“So he got in his car and reversed and then he stepped on the accelerator and crashed straight into his Mercedes.”
The young man ran back to his car and asked:
“Why did you do that?”
The old lady smiled and said:
“That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich!
