An ugly bloke walks into a pub with a huge grin on his face.
‘What are you so happy about ?’ asks the landlord.
‘Well, I live by the railway and on my way home last night I noticed a woman tied to the tracks.
I cut her free and we shagged all night !’
‘Did you get a blow job ?’ asks the landlord.
‘No …’ he says, ‘I never found the head.’
