Three old men were sitting on a bench
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and...
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A traffic camera – Joke of the day
A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash. Astounded he had been caught speeding when he was doing...
A computer scientist
A wife says to her husband, a computer scientist: “Could you please go to the market and buy a carton of milk and if they have...
A husband and wife visited a farm
A husband & wife visited a farm. They saw a bull mating with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: “How many times does...
A Tired Housewife
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter — ten men and one woman. The rope wasn’t strong enough to carry them all, so...
A king had 10 wild dogs
A king had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him. A minister once gave an opinion which was...
15 kids
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. “Wow!” the social worker exclaims. “Are they all yours?” “Yep, they are all mine,”...
A woman goes to prison to visit her husband
A woman goes to prison to visit her husband who has just been sentenced to 40 years in jail. As soon as she enters the visiting...
Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to...
A little old lady who was nearly blind
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her....