Husband had to interrupt their vacation
To go to the dentist, a woman and her husband had to interrupt their vacation. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novacaine because...
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While traveling on a train
While traveling on a train, three men and a young lady get conversing, and the chat soon takes a sensual turn. “On the off chance that...
I am bloody freezing
2 polar bears are walking around in the arctic. a father and son pair. The son looks at the father and says, ” Dad i got...
He cheated on his wife
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones,...
A blonde was sick
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later...
A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench
A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating that many chocolate...
The children were lined up in the cafeteria
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.At the head of the table was a large pile of apples....
The housewife answered a knock on the door
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. “Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,” he said politely,...
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon...
Two friends went out to play golf
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball. “Don’t...