Two friends run into each other while walking their dogs
Two friends run into each other while walking their dogs. One suggests lunch. The other says, “They won’t let us in a restaurant with pets.” Undeterred,...
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A pregnant lady learns from her dentist
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal. She says to the dentist, “darn … I’d just as soon give birth...
A man is visiting a foreign country
A man is visiting a foreign country but does not speak the language that they speak there. He decides to go to a church service, but...
A man was sick and tired of going to work
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through...
An Italian woman was leaving a convenience
An Italian woman was leaving a convenience store with her espresso when she noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery: A black...
A blonde woman is driving down the road
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she’s pumping her...
Three men died on Christmas Eve
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season” Saint Peter said, “You...
Little Johnny and his two friends
Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, “My Daddy is so cool he can eat...
A skunk family had two little skunks
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours...
Little kid is walking up the street
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says “Hey daddy what are...