A woman gave her two sons to different
A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain...
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A husband and wife were sitting on a sofa
A husband and wife were sitting on a sofa. They two were very upset with each other. Wife said, “I want a divorce”! Husband replied, “But...
A skunk family had two little skunks
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours...
A hyena was talking to a monkey
In the jungle a hyena was talking to a monkey. He said to the monkey “You see that big clump of trees over there?” The monkey...
A Young Woman Asked Her Mom
A Young Woman Asked Her Mom If She Could Go Out For Some Fries And Eat Them With Friends For 2 Hours. Her Mom Said, “Sure.”...
A Couple Are Rushing Into The Hospital
A Couple Are Rushing Into The Hospital Because The Wife Is Going Into Labor. As They Walk, A Doctor Says To Them That He Has Invented...
Three Brothers Are Traveling Along A Road
Three Brothers Are Traveling Along A Road, And Their Car Dies. They All Get Out Of The Car, And Start Walking To A Barn That’s A...
A couple had been married for a long time
A couple had been married for a long time, but could never get along very well. Many times, late at night, there would be screams and...
An old man in Phoenix calls his son
An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that...
A newlywed couple moves into their new house
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs...