The 2 husbands are chatting about
The 2 husbands are chatting about what they’ve been up to recently. “We went to the most fantastic restaurant the other night” says the first. “Which...
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An elderly couple was having dinner
An elderly couple was having dinner at another couple’s house. After their meal, the wives went into the kitchen. The two elderly gents were talking, and...
Four Fathers are waiting in the Hospital
Four Fathers are waiting in the Hospital, while their wives are in labour The nurse comes in and tells the first man, “Congrats! You’re the father...
A barber is cutting customers hair
A barber is cutting customers hair and see a kid The barber says, “Watch this this kid is retarded” The Barber calls over the kid and...
A fat man walks up to a little boy
A fat man walks up to a little boy and said hi! Little boy said hi. Fat guy said do you want a dollar lil boy...
A sunday school teacher was telling his students
A sunday school teacher was telling his students the story of Zakias Climbing the the sycomore tree. In telling the story he forgot the name of...
There was a man that worked in a shop
There was a man that worked in a shop but only knew three sentences. The first one was only $2.50 the second one was maybe yes...
An Indian man moves to America
An Indian man moves to America and doesn’t know a word of English so he brings he’s notepad. He was sitting in a park and some...
A Chinese saw Steven Spielberg in hotel Ambassador
A Chinese saw Steven Spielberg in hotel Ambassador, as he was a fan of Steven, he asked for his autograph. Instead, Steven gave a slap and...
Two adventurers John and Jack were hunting
Two adventurers John and Jack were hunting for gold in the desert. After roaming all day long under the hot sun, they set up their tent...