A man was called in for an audit by Revenue Canada
A man was called in for an audit by Revenue Canada.He asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.“ Wear your worst clothing and an...
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Larry’s barn burned down and his wife
Larry’s barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said,“We had that barn insured for fifty...
A cabbie picks up a Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks...
A guy was meeting a friend in a bar
A guy was meeting a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. He heard one girl...
A young job applicant was being interviewed
A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry-level position. His prospective boss asked, “Are you a smoker?” “Not even a little,” said the young...
Three mice are sitting in a bar
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The...
The husband was not home at his usual hour
The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she...
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the...
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg,...
A chicken farmer went to a local bar
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, “How...