A man who smelled like a distillery flopped
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with...
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Two married buddies are out drinking
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever...
A woman went to her doctors office
A woman went to her doctors office She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she...
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will...
A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile
A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies,...
A young Programmer and his Project Manager
A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit...
A man in his mid forties bought
A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the...
A woman goes to her boyfriends
A woman goes to her boyfriends parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all...
A crowded city at a busy bus stop
A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped...
An old blind cowboy wanders
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake… He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack...