A wife found her husband standing
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she...
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A very cranky old woman was arrested
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to...
The Attractive Woman Waved
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where...
A Man Tries To Hit On A Flight Attendant
A beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she’s wearing a uniform, she’s probably an...
Camouflage Training
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. “You simpleton!”...
A seven years old and a four years old kids
A seven years old and a four years old kids are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?”, says the seven years old, “I think it’s...
An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money
An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money… The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would...
An elephant and an ant meet in a forest
An elephant and an ant meet in a forest. The elephant looks at the ant and says: “You know, I am the strongest animal in this...
There are wife and husband
There are wife and husband. He is a fisherman and goes out very early in the morning. One night he goes out at two and it’s raining...
A man commits a crime and has to stay in prison
A man commits a crime and has to stay in prison for five years. Without having too many illusions, the man recommends to his wife: “Dear,...