A man sits in a bar and get
A man sits in a bar and get seriously drunk to the point where he vomits on his shirt. He panics. The bartender asked, “What’s wrong...
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There were three people on the third floor
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard...
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a...
Three women were sitting in a bar
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.”...
A French a Brit and an American
A French a Brit and an American are on an expedition in the Amazon They are captured by a tribe of natives. The chief says to...
When Mary was pregnant
When Mary was pregnant, her five year old, Billy, was utterly amazed and a little bit disbelieving that his sister was growing in his mom’s tummy....
A mother and baby camel are talking
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replies,“Well...
Christmas holiday preparations
An atheist became incensed over Christmas holiday preparations. He filed a lawsuit about the constant celebrations given to Christians and Jews while atheists had no holiday...
A trombonist returns home
A trombonist returns home from the practice with the trombone on the back seat of his car. He needs to stop to do groceries. When he...
A guy pops his head out and says
A guy pops his head out and says, “sorry, but we are out of bread.” The Pole in line begins shouting: “I have lived in this...