A woman goes to the Doctor
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s temper. The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem?” The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to...
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A Florentine had in his home
A Florentine had in his home a young man who instructed his children in the elements of knowledge. After a long stay, the young tutor felt...
Two engineers were standing
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed...
A man spends his first night in prison
A man spends his first night in prison… Right after lights out, he is surprised to hear someone yell “42!”, after which the entire cell block...
A man boards a bus to his surprise
A man boards a bus to his surprise it is full of users. He finds an empty space and settles in. He quickly finds out a...
The classic Halloween monsters
To celebrate Halloween, the classic Halloween monsters decided to throw a party. At full swing, some of the monsters decided to have a drink and sit...
A 75 year old man his hair is completely white
A 75 year old man his hair is completely white, marries a 22 year old girl and she gets pregnant. Nine months later he is siting...
A salesman was traveling
A salesman was traveling through the countryside, peddling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir, my bug spray...
A man was having a few in the local bar
A man was having a few in the local bar when he noticed a sailor sitting at the other end of the bar. The sailor had...
A teacher asks the kids
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says: “I wanna start...