A husband got called into a hospital
A husband got called into a hospital. His wife’s just had a really bad car accident… He’s pacing nervously in waiting hall expecting the doctor to...
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There were three brothers
There were three brothers, Foot, Footfoot and Footfootfoot. They were living their lives for years but someday Foot became gravely ill and died.After 1 month of...
A man is sitting in his doctors office
A man is sitting in his doctors office waiting for his test results: Doc: Well, Jim. I’m sorry but your tests say that you have a...
A chicken would come into his house
One day a man noticed… a chicken would come into his house, take a book from the bookshelf in its beak and carry it off into...
I went fishing this morning
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms… Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a...
Two scientists are studying
Two scientists are studying how far frogs can jump. Their first step was to teach a frog to jump on command. This completed, they yelled jump,...
Three frogs exploring the forest
Three frogs exploring the forest decide to find a place to sleep since it was becoming late. One of the frogs spots a house in the...
Two Norwegian scientists
Two Norwegian scientists were operating on a frog…. They taught it to jump on command. When they said “Jump!” it leaped forwards. They removed one rear...
A boy was walking down a road
One day, a boy was walking down a road when a frog called to him The boy picked up the frog, smiled at it, then placed...
A frog walks into a bank
A frog walks into a bank… and approaches the teller. He can see from her name tag that her name is Patricia Whack. So he says,...