Mary would like to return to earth
Mary would like to return to earth once. God allows it, but only on the condition that she calls heaven every evening. No sooner said than...
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The latest scientific study on polar bears
The latest scientific study on polar bears was just published The study noted that loss of habitat in the north pole has caused some bears to...
Luigi walks to work 20 blocks
Luigi walks to work 20 blocks everyday and passes a shoe store twice every day. Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire...
There was this musician in North Korea
There was this musician in North Korea One day he was called upon Kim Jong-Un himself to compose a piece of music and have the great...
An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding
An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma’am, I’m afraid you were speeding. Older Woman:...
My house doesnt have a swimming pool
“Hello!” “Hey honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy, she’s upstairs jn the bedroom with uncle Jake.” “But you don’t have an...
A group of kindergarteners
A group of kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby...
A wife was making a breakfast
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “Careful! Put in some...
A frail old man went to live with his son
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year-old grandson. The old man’s hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step...
A store owner was tacking a sign
A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read: ”Puppies For Sale.“ Signs like that have a way of attracting small children, and...