Farmers donkey fell down into a well
One day a farmers donkey fell down into a well.The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally,...
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I would like to return to Earth
Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St Peter was standing...
Two little old ladies
Two little old ladies Connie & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The...
The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise
The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise.The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, “Now...
The wife checked her husbands phone
The wife checked her husbands phone and found these names: Tender one . Amazing one . Lady of my dreams She called the Tender One and...
A sneak glimpse of a boy who moved
A sneak glimpse of a boy who moved the entire globe to tears was shared on Facebook by the group “Dreamcatchers for Abused Children.”This group works...
Bear are getting a divorce
Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce....
Valued employees was absent
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee’s home phone number...
A panda bear walks into a restaurant
A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts...
Man got on a crowded bus
When a very tired man got on a crowded bus one afternoon, he could not find an empty seat. A small dog was sitting on one...