An architect was very famous
An architect was very famous because he always ordered exactly enough materials for every building he built. He was very popular because he could build buildings...
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There was a man who has two dogs
There was a man who has two dogs, named ‘commonsense’ and ‘trouble’. He always brought his dogs to the park every evening. One day, he only...
A man wanted to become a monk
A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk. The head monk said, “You must take...
A mans dog has a problem
A mans dog has a problem so he takes him to the vet’s. The vet looks at the dog and says that he’ll have to take...
A man got a parrot
This worked fine with my level 200a on up. A man got a parrot which could already talk. It had belonged to a sailor and had...
James was walking down the road
James was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny. “Morning, Danny. Er … Danny, you’re wearing a glove on one hand...
Let me hold your monkey
A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed...
The young man kept writing furioulsy
One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their...
A lorry driver is driving
A lorry driver is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo when his lorry breaks down on the motorway. The driver gets out of the cab and...
There is this man who meets
There is this man who meets a fairy. He is granted three wishes. Having wished for his most urgent needs the man uses his third wish...