Two factory workers are talking
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do...
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Woman who will be a good wife
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will...
A man was pulled over for driving too fast
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn’t....
Man and his wife have gone to bed
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, “Seven Points.”His wife rolls...
These are the Gates to Heaven
A woman died and found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter.She asked him, “Oh, is this place what I really think...
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender:“Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before...
Little Johnny Fell In Love
Little Johnny Fell In Love, so he asks his father.Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s a great...
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.She...
A man wanted Valentines Day to be special
A man wanted Valentines Day to be special, so he bought a bottle of absinthe and stopped by the florist’s to order a bouquet of his...
I can use it again
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweller’s shop in Hatton...