My Wife Cannot Hear Well
Fred feared his wife Rhonda wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how...
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I Want My Husband in a Blue Suit
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife...
Because Your Blouse is Open
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her bre****s.A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware...
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function...
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she...
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife...
A old man who had played golf
A 90-year-old man who had played golf every day since his retirement 35 years before, arrived home furious and said to his wife, “That’s it! I’m...
A man and his wife are grocery shopping
A man and his wife are grocery shopping. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart....
John and Mary were having dinner
John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, noticed that John...
A Very Smart Blonde
A smart blonde (no, that’s not the joke) goes into a bank in New York and asks if she can take out a loan of $1000....