The meaning of dreams
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think...
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I gonna go pick her up
At St. Peter’s Catholic Church in Toronto , they have weekly husband’s marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he...
An archaeologist in Egypt
An archaeologist in Egypt was taking a walk in the town square one morning. He had to get back to the hotel for a meeting but...
A blonde goes to a sales man to buy a TV
A blonde goes to a sales man to buy a TV, “I want that TV” the man replies, “sorry, I don’t sell to blondes. She went...
A Construction site
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the...
A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey
A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He...
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent...
A man had a party where all the rich people attend
A man had a party where all the rich people attend. And the he had a pool with alligators. So he announced that anyone who will...
A man is on a plane
A man is on a plane The pilot starts talking on the intercom and then lays it down without knowing its still on. The pilot says...
A Chinese man came home
A Chinese man came home after a late night of drinking, and crawls in bed next to his sleeping wife. After lying awake for a few...