A farmer goes out and buys a new
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, theyoung rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the...
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A girlfriend and boyfriend walked
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my...
A lawyer was reading
A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: ‘ To you, my loving wife Rose, who...
An old rancher
DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for ill*gally...
A couple of women were playing golf
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed...
A perfect shot
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Generally,...
Asks the landlord
An ugly bloke walks into a pub with a huge grin on his face. ‘What are you so happy about ?’ asks the landlord. ‘Well, I...
Thank you God
This lady suffers a heart attack and goes to the hospital for surgery as she was on the operating table she haas a vision and she...
Two Tribal Men were sitting around a fire camp
Two Tribal Men were sitting around a fire camp and having a serious discussion. First Tribal says: Hoo Second Tribal says: Haa First Tribal says: Hoo...
A man had been drinking at the bar
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because...