At big event this guy is carrying two plates of food
At big event this guy is carrying two plates of food from the buffet- one for his girl-friend and one for himself. As they enter the...
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A lesson on proper grammar
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same...
A boy and a monk were stuck on a plane
Hilary Clinton, George Bush, Sarkozy, a boy and a monk were stuck on a plane that is falling fast. They are 5 but there are only...
An old friend to go out for a drink
Cindy asked an old friend to go out for a drink with her after work. I don’t understand, Cindy complained. When people find out I’m a...
Magic Mirror
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a...
A blonde & brunette are in an elevator
A blonde & brunette are in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets on who’s just perfect: 3-piece suit, great build with a nice...
Little Billy came home from school
Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat...
A blonde goes to a sales man to buy a TV
A blonde goes to a sales man to buy a TV, “I want that TV” the man replies, “sorry, I don’t sell to blondes. She went...
A man takes his Rottweiler
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well,” says the vet, “let’s...
A man escapes from prison
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a...