Three mice in a pub
Three mice in a pub having a bevy discussing who’s the hardest. 1st mouse says I’m the hardest I go up to mousetraps rip the cheese...
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On the first day of college
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students “The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the...
Loved golf
Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so bad, that he couldn’t find his ball once he’d hit it. He consulted with his wife, and...
Last day on the job
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When...
Why Women Need a Husband?
A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don’t need a husband. But my...
Merry Christmas
The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn’t been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It...