On their first date
On their first date, a man asked his companion if she’d like a drink with dinner. “Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?”...
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A drunk gets on a bus
A drunk gets on a bus. The driver, impatient while the drunk fumbles in his pocket for change, drives off. As the bus starts rolling, the...
Two women were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room
Two women were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said...
A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to university
A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to university: “I feel it’s my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and...
A blonde was down on her luck
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went...
An old friend came to visit from another nation
The king of a small African nation had an elegant golden throne in his large grass hut When an old friend came to visit from another...
His Wife Wished She Was 6 Again
So he does this for her Birthday, much to her dismay Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for...
A young couple move into a new neighborhood
A young couple move into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbour hanging up the washing...
How useless is the Plane
Two Travellers, walking in the noonday sun, sought the shade of a wide spreading tree to rest. As they lay looking up among the pleasant leaves,...
A well-respected surgeon
A well-respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone...