A blonde was sitting in the window seat
A blonde was sitting in the window seat on a plane when a young business executive sat down in the aisle seat beside the beautiful young...
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A funeral service was being held for a young woman
A funeral service was being held for a young woman who had just passed away. As the pallbearers carried the casket out, they accidentally bumped into...
Giant Coffee Cake
An overweight business associate of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route...
A Sunday School teacher was struggling
A Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn’t quite remember. Finally,...
Talking Dog for Sale
A guy sees a sign in front of a house “Talking Dog for Sale”. He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is...
An economics graduate student was crossing
An economics graduate student was crossing the road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “if you kiss me, I’ll turn into...
The Laziest Man Ever
A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: “I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if...
A young couple were on their honeymoon
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom saying to himself, “ How can I tell my wife that I’ve...
A couple arrived at town hall
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry...
The mayor must have been having a bad day
A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he...