A man returns from a holiday trip
A man returns from a holiday trip to Amsterdam feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to hospital to undergo...
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A cop saw a young blonde woman
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a street lamp. “Can I help you?” he asked. Replied the woman, “I dropped...
Jack is A Smart Guy
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at...
A blonde wanted to sell her car
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles...
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband...
Anywhere I touch myself it hurts
The blond says: “Doctor, doctor, look! Anywhere I touch myself it hurts! She continues to touch random places on her body she even pokes the doctor’s...
A blonde walks into the police department
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions… Officer: What’s 2+2?Blonde: Ummmmm… 4! Officer:...
A blonde is going door to door
A blonde is going door to door trying to find some paying work She knocks on one door and an older man opens it up. “Hey...
A blonde girl was going on her first date
A blonde girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice: “The boy may try to kiss you -it will feel...
A bartender is waiting for closing time
A bartender is waiting for closing time at his pub so he can lock up, and go home. It’s a slow night and he has no...