A woman and a man are involved in a car accident
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are complete write-offs, but amazingly neither of...
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Three buddies die in a car crash
Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, “When you’re in your casket and friends and...
A New York Lawyer died
A New York Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The Lawyer...
A lawyer bought a new Mercedes
A lawyer bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing...
He cuddles up to his wife
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes. Well, one Saturday morning...
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her...
A very attractive blonde woman
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of...
A gang of robbers
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The...
Do you have any cockroaches
Customer: “Do you have any cockroaches?” Clerk: “Yes we sell them to the fishermen.” Customer: ” I would like 20,000 of them.” Clerk: “What would you...
Working on the trees
This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about...