I’m just a bad golfer
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day: “Yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about...
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How’s your day going
Johnny sits at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in...
A month went by without a remittance
A month went by without a remittance, the office sent the first letter… another bill, and then another, and then a fourth, but no payment came…...
A Blind man with a dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man’s trouser leg. The man...
A blonde decides she wants to go ice fishing
A blonde decides she wants to go ice fishing. So she goes to the library and reads and researches ice fishing. Then she goes to the...
Grandmas were sitting on a bench
Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then, an old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas...
A cruise ship
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink,...
A woman’s husband had been slipping
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One...
A young couple decided to wed
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not...
The phone rings and the lady
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When...