Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce
Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. “I’m sorry Mickey, but I can’t legally separate...
Piago Jokes
His dad looking at porn
One day Little Timmy caught his mom and dad having s**. Little Timmy asks his dad “Can I join you?” His dad asks “Can your dick...
The naked girl was thrown clear
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200mph, will you take...
A total naked woman rushed in a taxi
A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, “Why...
Carry me into the bedroom
Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go this time because...
A weight loss clinic
There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says he needs to lose 20 lbs. The receptionist sends him upstairs, where he finds a beautiful...
A burglar breaks into a house
After some loud bangs and thuds, a man living there rushes to the door to see what’s going on. He finds the burglar, stumbling around and...
Prostate exam
Man goes to his Doctor for his first prostate exam. Doctor-“remove your pants and bend over the table” as he proceeds to put on a rubber...
A man and a woman started
A man and a woman started to have s** in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets...
Older women having a smoke in nursing home
Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off...