Old lady goes to a pharmacy
they help me sleep better a very old lady goes to a pharmacy and asks for contraception pills”but lady,” says the pharmacist, “you surely don’t need...
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Called his personal accountant
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy ambassador at a very expensive restaurant in New York. The ambassador was so enthralled by her...
Women were talking about their sex
Two old women were talking about their s** lives. Ethel was upset because her s** life had really died, while Mildred said her s** life was...
Bill sat alone in the hospital room
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, asher voice...
That husband failed in bed
A woman got married, but her husband was abusive. She got remarried and that husband ran out on her. She got married again and that husband...
Trump is sleeping one night
President Trump is sleeping one night when the ghost of George Washington appears at the foot of his bed. Trump asks him, ‘Georgie, my boy, how...
Woman comes out of the bathroom completely naked
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman comes out of the bathroom completely naked and looks at her husband...
Wife Martha went to the state fair
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, “Martha, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.”...
A husband murmured in his sleep
One night, a husband murmured in his sleep, “Oh, Emily, you’re the one that got away.” The wife, wide awake beside him, bolted up and exclaimed,...
His wife for his Young secretary
After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi million...