Daily Jokes

A man and his wife are grocery shopping. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart....

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband...

Two women were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said...

A blonde was sitting in the window seat on a plane when a young business executive sat down in the aisle seat beside the beautiful young...

An overweight business associate of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route...

A guy sees a sign in front of a house “Talking Dog for Sale”. He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is...

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at...

A blonde girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice: “The boy may try to kiss you -it will feel...

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her...

A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man’s trouser leg. The man...