Funny Jokes

One day a man noticed… a chicken would come into his house, take a book from the bookshelf in its beak and carry it off into...

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms… Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a...

Two scientists are studying how far frogs can jump. Their first step was to teach a frog to jump on command. This completed, they yelled jump,...

Three frogs exploring the forest decide to find a place to sleep since it was becoming late. One of the frogs spots a house in the...

A homeless man approached me as I was leaving a sandwich shop… … and he asked me if I had $5 to spare. I felt bad...

There’s a crippled old beggar on a sidewalk in El Paso with a sign and a paper cup.. A businessman stops, reads the sign that says...

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $10 and that continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $7.50....

There were two beggars sitting next to each other on the street. One of them had a sign saying “Please Give” next to a large Star...

A man sits at the deathbed of his mother-in-law. She suffers very much and cries in agony: “Oh I’m dying!” “It hurts” “I’m gonna die soon”...

A woman and her husband had been married for 60 years and had remained faithful and loving this entire time. However, the woman did have one...