The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise
The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise.The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, “Now...
Funny Jokes
A panda bear walks into a restaurant
A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts...
Man got on a crowded bus
When a very tired man got on a crowded bus one afternoon, he could not find an empty seat. A small dog was sitting on one...
An architect was very famous
An architect was very famous because he always ordered exactly enough materials for every building he built. He was very popular because he could build buildings...
There was a man who has two dogs
There was a man who has two dogs, named ‘commonsense’ and ‘trouble’. He always brought his dogs to the park every evening. One day, he only...
A man wanted to become a monk
A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk. The head monk said, “You must take...
Woman who will be a good wife
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will...
A man was pulled over for driving too fast
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn’t....
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender:“Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before...
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.She...