Funny Jokes

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace...

A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining It to a prospective patient. He told her, “I’ll install a special screw...

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my...

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to...

A couple went to have their baby delivered… Upon arrival, the doctor said there is this new technology that would transfer a portion of the mother’s...

A married couple has invoked the ghosts, after 15 minutes of invoking has appeared only the face of the grandmother of the man. The married couple...

Two elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over a...

One day a king stepped out of the gates of his palace and found a man standing there. The man had a plump chicken in his...

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think...