Joke of the Day

A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband...

The blond says: “Doctor, doctor, look! Anywhere I touch myself it hurts! She continues to touch random places on her body she even pokes the doctor’s...

A blonde is going door to door trying to find some paying work She knocks on one door and an older man opens it up. “Hey...

A bartender is waiting for closing time at his pub so he can lock up, and go home. It’s a slow night and he has no...

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are complete write-offs, but amazingly neither of...

A New York Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The Lawyer...

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of...

Johnny sits at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in...

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One...

A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash. Astounded he had been caught speeding when he was doing...