Joke of the Day

A husband & wife visited a farm. They saw a bull mating with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: “How many times does...

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter — ten men and one woman. The rope wasn’t strong enough to carry them all, so...

A king had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him. A minister once gave an opinion which was...

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. “Wow!” the social worker exclaims. “Are they all yours?” “Yep, they are all mine,”...

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to...

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her....

2 polar bears are walking around in the arctic. a father and son pair. The son looks at the father and says, ” Dad i got...

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones,...

A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later...