A guy pops his head out and says
A guy pops his head out and says, “sorry, but we are out of bread.” The Pole in line begins shouting: “I have lived in this...
Joke of the Day
A woman goes to the Doctor
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s temper. The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem?” The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to...
A Florentine had in his home
A Florentine had in his home a young man who instructed his children in the elements of knowledge. After a long stay, the young tutor felt...
A 75 year old man his hair is completely white
A 75 year old man his hair is completely white, marries a 22 year old girl and she gets pregnant. Nine months later he is siting...
A salesman was traveling
A salesman was traveling through the countryside, peddling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir, my bug spray...
A man was having a few in the local bar
A man was having a few in the local bar when he noticed a sailor sitting at the other end of the bar. The sailor had...
A teacher asks the kids
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says: “I wanna start...
Two Norwegian scientists
Two Norwegian scientists were operating on a frog…. They taught it to jump on command. When they said “Jump!” it leaped forwards. They removed one rear...
A boy was walking down a road
One day, a boy was walking down a road when a frog called to him The boy picked up the frog, smiled at it, then placed...
A frog walks into a bank
A frog walks into a bank… and approaches the teller. He can see from her name tag that her name is Patricia Whack. So he says,...