I got stabbed at the flea market
I got stabbed at the flea market. I thought it would be fun to take my son to the flea market to see the wide array...
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An employee at the local grocery store
An employee at the local grocery store was primarily responsible for keeping frozen goods well stocked.At first, he only had a few items to manage, such...
My house doesnt have a swimming pool
“Hello!” “Hey honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy, she’s upstairs jn the bedroom with uncle Jake.” “But you don’t have an...
A group of kindergarteners
A group of kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby...
A wife was making a breakfast
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “Careful! Put in some...
A frail old man went to live with his son
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year-old grandson. The old man’s hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step...
Man got on a crowded bus
When a very tired man got on a crowded bus one afternoon, he could not find an empty seat. A small dog was sitting on one...
There was a man who has two dogs
There was a man who has two dogs, named ‘commonsense’ and ‘trouble’. He always brought his dogs to the park every evening. One day, he only...
A lorry driver is driving
A lorry driver is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo when his lorry breaks down on the motorway. The driver gets out of the cab and...
There is this man who meets
There is this man who meets a fairy. He is granted three wishes. Having wished for his most urgent needs the man uses his third wish...