Two factory workers are talking
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do...
Joke of the Day
Little Johnny Fell In Love
Little Johnny Fell In Love, so he asks his father.Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s a great...
A truck driver was driving down
A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He stopped to pick up the priest...
A mathematician and his best friend
A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space. “How did you like it?” the mathematician wants to...
Brain surgery
Lisa needs brain surgery and figures its easier to buy a new brain. She asks the doctor what he has on sale. “Well you’re in luck...
A couple who drove their car to K-Mart
A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on...
A couple was having an argument
A couple was having an argument, and the man was losing badly. After 5 minutes the woman won the argument proving the man to be stupid,...
It was a dark
It was a dark, stormy, night The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for...
Tom and Jack were chatting
At work, Tom and Jack were chatting: Tom: Jack, I’ve been attending evening classes for 8 months now and I have a test next month. Jack:...
A precious little girl walks into a Pets Mart Shop
A precious little girl walks into a Pets Mart Shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you...