Joke of the Day

A blonde goes to a sales man to buy a TV, “I want that TV” the man replies, “sorry, I don’t sell to blondes. She went...

An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the...

When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent...

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my...

This lady suffers a heart attack and goes to the hospital for surgery as she was on the operating table she haas a vision and she...

Two Tribal Men were sitting around a fire camp and having a serious discussion. First Tribal says: Hoo Second Tribal says: Haa First Tribal says: Hoo...

Hilary Clinton, George Bush, Sarkozy, a boy and a monk were stuck on a plane that is falling fast. They are 5 but there are only...

Cindy asked an old friend to go out for a drink with her after work. I don’t understand, Cindy complained. When people find out I’m a...

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a...