A blonde goes to a sales man to buy a TV
A blonde goes to a sales man to buy a TV, “I want that TV” the man replies, “sorry, I don’t sell to blondes. She went...
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A man takes his Rottweiler
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well,” says the vet, “let’s...
A man escapes from prison
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a...
Three mice in a pub
Three mice in a pub having a bevy discussing who’s the hardest. 1st mouse says I’m the hardest I go up to mousetraps rip the cheese...
On the first day of college
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students “The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the...
Loved golf
Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so bad, that he couldn’t find his ball once he’d hit it. He consulted with his wife, and...